Sunday, May 11, 2008

Another blank title again. I've decided that I shall do a vulgarity post. HURRAY. For people who are still drinking from their mum's breast, please skip this post. Okay, not like you'll listen to me anyway. Well, I don't think its vulgar, more like crude. Omgzsxzs, actzsxz liansxszx w0rrhszxzsx. Your mother, I see you telling me that in my face I swear you're gna leave with one ball less(if you're a guy) and maybe one tit lost(for either guy or girl).

I'm posting this umm... some shit I'll probably regret after a while cus I'm just feeling very .. dulan lah, haha, I don't know what to replace the hokkien word with. Just angry, yeah, feeling rather unfair.

Okay, I did some thinking and I conclude that parents are fucking bias people. When you grow old, and become a parent, you'll be fucking bias too! HAHA! SO YOU CAN'T NOD YOUR HEAD AND SAY YES. But probably right until now I can say that Lifang's parents aren't bias. They aren't even real... They are aliens underneath... HOW CAN ANYONE'S PARENTS BE SO GOOD. I DON'T MIND IF WE WERE TO SWITCH POSITIONS RIGHT NOW. But I'm sure she'll mind... But even if she doesn't, I wanna take my handphone, zen, camera and lan pei laptop with me. Though sucky, my laptop contains many, many secrets... Muahaha. Okay, kidding.

Okay, I can say that parents are fucking bias and not feel guilty cus I've decided that I'll either adopt one child or none at all. But I don't know whether to adopt a guy or a girl.. Well, guys, when growing up, tend to watch porn and maybe masturbate which is gross shit. On the other hand, girls, well, you have to get them their bras and undies and they'll be shy lah shy lah and they'll quarrel with you when you get home, for embarrassing them. What am I talking, tsk.

Anyway, highlight of today(minus photos later)!! As I was approaching the main road to get a cab (at my grandma's), I witness a ...quarrel? Yes, quarrel, over cabs. FUCKING CAB SNATCHERSSSSS!!! KNNNNNNN!!!! Its kinda obvious that its one of those cab snatching thing but the couple whose cab's being snatched are taking actions. But it isn't their cab anyway, they're just waiting while this stupid Indian woman came to snatch it. Okay, I am a racist, but this is not a racist post. So happen that the snatcher is an Indian while the couple are Malay people, I can't side with any.

Okay, we (me, woman, brother, aunt) approaching and saw this Malay youngster going up to this Indian woman and talking to her, angrily. I'll write what I heard.
Malay guy: somethingsomething(either I forgot or didn't hear, sorry)
Indian Woman: I was not waiting for the bus. [somethingsomething]
(IW walks away angrily)
MG: (shouts) CHEEBYE LAH YOU (or was it ccb...)
IW(from far): YOU THEN CHEEBYE LAH YOU, YOUR GIRLFRIEND DON'T HAVE CHEEBYE IS IT?!!!

Now, allow me to cut through first. Your mother sia, you scold people until like you no cheebye like that, wth was that? At least scold smth right, nothing to do scold people's girlfriend's cb for what. Her cb offend you is it.
MG's girlfriend(also Malay btw): You then cheebye lah you [somethingsomethingsomething]
IW: I call polie ah you!! YOU DON'T GO, I CALL POLICE!!

Excuse me... They were scolding each other in the middle of a footpath, with people walking by..

Cab spotted from not so far away and MC waves for cab. IW being slow(and on the phone) waves later. But the IW damn smart ah.. On the pretext of quarrelling with the MC, she walked tot he front, near the traffic light, which means in front of the MC, allowing her to get a cab faster.

Guess what.... THE CAB STOPPED FOR THE MC!!! HAHAHA.

Then the next cab came and stopped for us. Happy, but we were behind the MC queuing while I look at the quarrel. See what you get for calling the police.. Tsk.. Well, she really was on the phone. Can you imagine... When the police comes, and she stomps her feet, acting cute and tell the police that the MC scolded her cb. The police will laugh until they cry... But who'd be so stupid to wait for her to call police. Hello, you think what, your husband working there is it, waste resources..

Did I say that we got a cab earlier than the IW? Anyway, we did lah. Stupid cab snatchers... Okay, the above was so abcdefghijklianz please. (Voice inside my head says "Dear god, I've sinned)

Okay, I'm gna do a picture post later and I wanted to write (This is sex) for a japan gummy. But then, I haven't had sex and I don't know what does sex feels like. No, I'm not interested to know anyway. Despite that recently, I kept msging Brenda about sex. Haha. And the sweet taste good, but maybe not so good lah. Haha, but they're cute shit :)

Okay, picture post next. **Somethingsomething refers to what I didn't hear.